Going on Vacation? Leave one of these real automatic e-mail replies:
*I will be unable to delete all of the e-mails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient and your e-mail will be deleted in the order it was received
*Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
*Thank you for your e-mail. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
Source: mistupid.com
If only people were this honest!
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Honesty? What’s that? Dishonesty seems to be the new normal.😳
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Ain’t that the truth? [Or is it?] 😉
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😂
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