All in a Day’s Work

On December 23, 2016December 21, 2016 By PatriciaIn Humor, Uncategorized

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4 thoughts on “All in a Day’s Work”

Ally Bean

If only people were this honest!

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January 6, 2017 at 1:39 pm Reply
1. Patricia
  
  Honesty? What’s that? Dishonesty seems to be the new normal.😳
  
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  January 6, 2017 at 2:03 pm Reply
  1. Ally Bean
    
    Ain’t that the truth? [Or is it?] 😉
    
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    January 6, 2017 at 2:05 pm
  2. Patricia
    
    😂
    
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    January 6, 2017 at 2:06 pm

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