How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What does it matter? Its just going to burn out again anyway.
How many psychiatrist does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the bulb has to really want to be changed.
How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. The student hold the light bulb, and the universe revolves around him.
How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?
One hundred. One to change the bulb and 99 to write the environmental impact report.
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two One to screw it in most of the way and another to give it a surprise twist at the end.
How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?
This topic was resumed from last week’s discussion but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile…
How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
One, and he gets three credits for it.
How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?
That’s proprietary information. The answer is available from Apple on payment of license fee.
How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One team, but they’ll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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These were good. My favorite one was the joke about mystery writers. It’s not easy to come up with these things. I wonder whodunnit?
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